Dinner Conversation

HAHAHA. Ready for some awesome dinner conversation? Hannah is playing restaurant and taking everyone's order.

Hannah: Grandma, what would you like?
Grandma: I'll have an ice cream Sunday.
Hannah: Is it Sunday?
Daddy: No it is Saturday
Hannah: Well, then you can't have a Sunday because it isn't Sunday.
Grandma: Oh, well I will have a chocolate Saturday then.

Hannah: Mommy, what would you like?
Mommy: I'll have a chocolate raspberry cheesecake
Hannah: Very good Ma'am

Hannah: Grandpa, what would you like to order?
Grandpa: I'll have a BIG slice of apple pie...with caramel sauce...and ice cream...a la mode
Hannah: Sounds great.

Hannah: Daddy, what would you like?
Daddy: I'll have a fruit platter
Hannah: Sorry, we don't have a fruit platter
Daddy: Oh, well do you have a pupu platter?
Hannah: (makes a funny face) Um no. You have to order something sweet...(pauses to think)...and those guys aren't sweet.

OMG, I about fell out of my chair laughing.